3. I'm giving serious thought to Victor Hugo's "cure" for writer's block. His solution: “he had his servant take all of his clothes away for the day and leave his own nude self with only pen and paper, so he’d have nothing to do but sit down and write.”
4. I'm thinking of getting a servant.
5. I'm eating blue corn chips and guacamole.
6. I'm wondering how much longer I must suffer the absence of new Californication episodes.
7. I'm a little pissed that boys get some really great smelling soap that the soap makers have obviously dedicated much time and research into how to make the scent last seemingly forever. Girls... have you found a girl soap with the same level of scent intoxication and duration without smelling like a fruit bowl or an unnatural flower?
8. I'm considering entering the Florida Times-Union's Holiday Short Story Contest but feel incredibly irritated that I must begin my story with: "It was the largest snowstorm in Florida history..." What?!? Really? Makes me want to poke my finger in my eye...
